Hand Jobs Are a Firm Career Path For New Australians

hand jobs a firm career path

Hand Jobs Are a Firm Career Path For New Australians

For many female new Australians, providing hand relief, or better known as hand jobs, at a local rub and tug massage parlour is a firm way of setting themselves up financially. It’s usually cash money, it’s safe sex, and you can work twelve hours per weekday to truly build up the bank balance. Are local councils or the police stopping them?

News Corp reports that ‘John’, obviously not his real name, perhaps short for ‘Johnson’, depending on how far the Americanisation of this country has gone. Johnson is slang for ‘Dick’ in the US, no not Richard, ‘dick’, as in ‘cock’ but not the rooster version; let’s just stick to ‘penis’ the Latin word for tail, or ‘phallus’ the Greek word for swell. Anyway ‘John’, apparently gets paid by local councils in Sydney to have his ‘todger’ rubbed and tugged by masseuses, not to be confused with masseurs, well, ‘John’ didn’t say anything about blokes stroking his ‘wing wang’; as an undercover investigator into massage clinics illegally operating as brothels.

Good work if you can get it, I say, and despite the fact that ‘John’ reports that his take home pay is less than stellar, he did confirm that most blokes pay good money to have their ‘knobs’ polished; and that he was reimbursed by council for his ‘out of pocket’ expenses. I wondered just how many parlours ‘John’ visited a day, and whether his ‘wand’ or ‘instrument of pleasure’ ever got sore? Also, did this kind of sneaky work ever ‘prick’ his conscience? Did he feel sorry for potentially putting these girls out of work or did he see himself as some sort of moral crusader? Charging in ‘lance’ in hand, well, in her hand really, and ejaculating under false pretences.

I pondered whether he ever became jaded by the constant demands of the job. Was it getting ‘harder’ for these women to arouse ‘john’s’ interest? Was RSI a possible problem for the masseuses, who were massaging his ‘member’? Was our inveterate council investigator, our ‘private dick’, ‘pulling’ his weight when push came to shove or was his ‘pizzle’ beginning to fizzle? I was assailed by these questions and more when considering the ‘enormous’ challenges faced by these women in fulfilling their appointed task.

According to the newspaper report Hornsby Council has been paying up to four ‘Johns’ in their recently failed investigation and attempted prosecution of a local massage parlour. One wonders whether these blokes were ‘up’ to it and whether I could possibly lend a hand, well, maybe not a hand…?

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